Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Warden - Michelle from HCC
When I was helping the warden clean toilet floors, laundry room and bathrooms
I keep a record of insults and criticisms she gives to me! What a Warden!
She kept saying I complained about her
When I kept saying I didnt.
Which she said "Don't lie,"
"You're a CHRISTian right?" "Then?"
(Yeah, then you're a TSIRHCian izit) ( I heard her singing some worship songs, she's a TSIRHCian.)
And what was the complaint about?
1. She pours alot of soap on the floor while cleaning
2. She pushes the member while cleaning
3. She shouts at the member while cleaning
She said a GUY complaint about her, and then she accused me "You told the guy what to complain right"
"No?!"
"What you think I'm stupid ah?"
(wa!) ( Good the guy complained, That Guy is AmaZing)
So we proceeded on to clean the laundry room, and she asked:
"How old are you?"
"19"
"Good, then in two years time, you can go to prison. Your uncle can send you when you're 21"
"I have your uncle's contact number you noe, I can complain to him you know"
"You think I dunno how to complain?"
"You think I dunno how to write?"
(yeah rite, I dint think anything about YOU)
"Brush, Brush, Brush PROPERLY!", "Brush here!", "Don't just stand there! Brush properly"
(And I cant brush PROPERLY because I'm avoiding the soap suds to touch my legs!)
So I said "I don't have boots" (Like yrs) (She has boots on for the job, while poor us, make do with slippers)
Then she said, "Go buy la!"
"My father and mother " - Me
"Ya! Of course! Yr father and mother and uncle!" - Michelle
"Then I cannot buy the boots" - Me
"Then you ask your counsellor to buy la!!" - Michelle
"You think I'd buy for you Ah" - Michelle
(Who the hell said I'm gonna let you buy my boots for me. DANG!)
When the time comes for us to lift the dirty floor mats onto the washing machine,
I said I cant do it, my skin's allergy
I said "I go and take my gloves"
she said "No no no.."
By the time Ai Tee, another fellow member has done the job for me.
"Allergy, Allergy, You think you very flawless ah!" - Michelle
(hurts me. Dang you)
(Yarh! GAWD!!)
Warden - Michelle from HCC
When I was helping the warden clean toilet floors, laundry room and bathrooms
I keep a record of insults and criticisms she gives to me! What a Warden!
She kept saying I complained about her
When I kept saying I didnt.
Which she said "Don't lie,"
"You're a CHRISTian right?" "Then?"
(Yeah, then you're a TSIRHCian izit) ( I heard her singing some worship songs, she's a TSIRHCian.)
And what was the complaint about?
1. She pours alot of soap on the floor while cleaning
2. She pushes the member while cleaning
3. She shouts at the member while cleaning
She said a GUY complaint about her, and then she accused me "You told the guy what to complain right"
"No?!"
"What you think I'm stupid ah?"
(wa!) ( Good the guy complained, That Guy is AmaZing)
So we proceeded on to clean the laundry room, and she asked:
"How old are you?"
"19"
"Good, then in two years time, you can go to prison. Your uncle can send you when you're 21"
"I have your uncle's contact number you noe, I can complain to him you know"
"You think I dunno how to complain?"
"You think I dunno how to write?"
(yeah rite, I dint think anything about YOU)
"Brush, Brush, Brush PROPERLY!", "Brush here!", "Don't just stand there! Brush properly"
(And I cant brush PROPERLY because I'm avoiding the soap suds to touch my legs!)
So I said "I don't have boots" (Like yrs) (She has boots on for the job, while poor us, make do with slippers)
Then she said, "Go buy la!"
"My father and mother " - Me
"Ya! Of course! Yr father and mother and uncle!" - Michelle
"Then I cannot buy the boots" - Me
"Then you ask your counsellor to buy la!!" - Michelle
"You think I'd buy for you Ah" - Michelle
(Who the hell said I'm gonna let you buy my boots for me. DANG!)
When the time comes for us to lift the dirty floor mats onto the washing machine,
I said I cant do it, my skin's allergy
I said "I go and take my gloves"
she said "No no no.."
By the time Ai Tee, another fellow member has done the job for me.
"Allergy, Allergy, You think you very flawless ah!" - Michelle
(hurts me. Dang you)
(Yarh! GAWD!!)